CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN-EATER....

By Chuckie V (for xtri.com)

In the sport of triathlon there really are no losers*. Sure, there are nerds, dweebs, geeks, dorks, assholes, egos, stick people, loners, know-it-alls, whiners, gabbers, idiots and obsessive-compulsive types, but there really are no losers.

*Except, that is, for one type of participant. Enter the cheater. READ