There's a wonderful episode of 'The Simpsons' where Homer effectively gains enough weight to go on work disability.
To do so, he resorts to everything from buying an industrial-sized tub of lard to eating Maggie's Play-Doh doughnuts. The episode ends with Homer becoming an overweight shut-in who wears a mumu and nearly blows up the town.
So what does this have to do with anything? READ